Sssssnakes in my Sssssunroom

This is NOT poop...this a living, squirming snake in my sunroom.  As I was cleaning the room to prepare some play-space for my BABIES...I found this sucker underneath one of the chairs.  Not cool.  Mikey was working and not answering his phone...so Claire came over for moral support, and Tom Fox (my hero) and his work-partner Jeff came over and got it with a bucket and a grabber-tool-thing.